Daisy the Curly Cat

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:00 AM PST

Many days, I sit and THINK hard about how stuff works. So I have decided to make a NEW feature! I am going to use my SKILLS as a SPYCAT to figure out how stuff WORKS. I hope you will LEARN lots of IMPORTANT things.

One of the biggest MYSTERIES in life is where BABIES come from. I have been STUDYING the WOOD STORKS in my yard and thinking HARD. I figured out that WOOD STORKS deliver BABIES. That is why storks are BIG and babies are SMALL.

Since WOOD storks have to do with WOODS, that must be where babies COME FROM! And GNOMES live in the WOODS. So, I have deduced that GNOMES make the babies and give them to the DOCTOR. They use some sort of MAGIC to make the babies.

The DOCTOR checks the baby to make sure it is OKAY. Then he GIVES the baby to the WOOD STORK for delivery.

Then the stork FLIES through the air to BRING the baby to the CORRECT house. Babies CRY many times because they are SCAIRTED of being so HIGH in the air. And also MAYBE because they get POKED by the stork's big BEAK.