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| Mischievous Experiments: Football Deconstructification Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:00 AM PST 
I haven't been scienterrific in awhile, so I decided to fix that. The inside of my football is fluffy and white, so I decided to do a taste test comparison between it and snow. Snow is very tasty, so I thought maybe I would discover a new snack source. If so, I would name it the snowball snack! I carefully deconstructified the football and proceeded with the taste test as planned.
It didn't taste nice like snow, but I ate quite a bit in hopes that it would improve.
But then I didn't feel very good. Next thing I knew, I was at the Dr. throwing up my football. That wasn't how I planned to spend my day. So, my expert scienterrific opinion is that footballs should be played with and not eaten. I hope this advice saves the rest of you some future troubles. Although maybe it is only Bears footballs that taste bad? Maybe my squeaky football would taste better?
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