on the same subject. Anyone contemplating marriage to someone over 50 and moving into his house should read this post...
Wife: [standing at the kitchen sink] Hey--I know you like using dish rags, but could we ever buy some sponges?
Husband: No.
Wife: No?
Husband: We don't need sponges. The dish rags work fine..
Wife: I like sponges. They seem cleaner.
Husband: My family uses dish rags.
Wife: My family uses sponges. Can't we have both?
Husband: No.Wife: Why not?
Husband: There's no room.
Wife: No room for a rag and a sponge?
Husband: We also have a dishwasher.
Wife: Oh. That explains it.
Husband: Exactly.
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