| Officially the Best Frenemy Gift of 2010 Posted: 05 Dec 2010 02:22 PM PST Dressage aid or adult toy? This $60 item does not include the pool noodle needed to apparently master the lateral aids. I am a sucker for equestrian gadgets but even I can't imagine owning this slightly illicit-looking thing. The horse face on the front just makes it worse. Imagine using the School Master Noodle in your living room and being surprised by the UPS guy. UPS Guy: Excuse me -- should I come back, or, er-could you sign here ma'am?
You: Oh. sure. You know, this isn't what you think. It's a School Master training aid. I'm learning how to bend laterally.
UPS Guy: I -- uh -- No need to explain. It--I mean--our neighbor used to have snakes.
You: No. really, this isn't....
[Sound of hurried footsteps, van starting] A great gift, though, for the "right person." School Master Noodle Kit for Learning Lateral Positions
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Meet 'SiMoN', the School Master Noodle! This is a great tool for learning all the classical dressage lateral positions.
Includes:
A kit for turning a pool noodle into a school master
76 Page workbook with exercises
30 minute DVD demonstrating all the exercises
Pool Noodle NOT INCLUDED. Requires 2.5" by 4'6" pool noodle. |  |
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