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A Holiday singalong for equestrians Posted: 20 Dec 2009 01:44 PM PST Thanks to Christel Nelson (Facebook friend and BTB reader) for getting the ball rolling with the idea of putting equestrian spin on old Christmas tunes. Here's my attempt, Christel's is next... I'm beginning to feel a lot less solvent To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" I'm beginning to feel a lot less solvent Ev'ry check I write; Take a look at my empty purse, savings account is worse These Christmas bills, there seems no end in sight. I'm beginning to draw on my life savings for a shopping spree buying Christmas gifts left and right, cuz it's possible I might win the lottery A pair of Ariat boots with a side zip (too cute!) is a wish list item of mine Bob hates to shop and I can't pick them up Cuz my master card was declined And Harv and Riley vet bills make me want a swig of wine I'm beginning to trim the horse expenses To get through the yule I put Riley on normal feed with carbs that he doesn't need And Harv is treatless, this is so not cool. I'm beginning to feel a big bah humbug! Losing all my zen, Please exempt me from Christmas time, reason being is that I'm An EQUESTRIAN! Now Christel's! To the tune of 'White Christmas' I'm dreamin' of a new horse barn Just like the ones in magazines With insulation and good ventilation and pipes that will not ever freeze I'm dreamin' of a new horse barn With every bale of hay I feed May your barns be merry and cleaned And may your horses have all that they need |
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