How Does THAT Work? Posted: 17 Dec 2009 01:15 AM PST I am very EXCITED because I have figured out how SANTA gets the right PRESENTS to all the good girls and boys and cats and dogs. Would you like to KNOW how that works!?!?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxiUh2PTR6FL9AQs8FdWp7GBLr93_ZXdL_cFynZICd5b3j9CFwJHFKY9sDccISblaB4Ufa31IOevkIzpfkzIdg2WidZ1VzSgYSdFQhbWZ2dr4u0YU2TsA765RuSafq_AKdTmvYOv77NBg/s400/Santa.jpg) Well, FIRST I learned that Santa LOVES cookies. So if you BAKE a bunch of COOKIES, you might get MORE and BETTER presents! ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVzV_dCvsSFhcSZN-SnMfw1OEn7Zg0iNw5z904Mhd9NUVU_X-23FbBCmTR9AsBI9jz2XYMfLJvhF6241N0ZG85PJ7pD5pNn8WRdDnbphgrvDIG_m1ZIef_i0_rkCY6dU1t-YPw5jjdYvo/s400/holiday+cookies3.jpg) Next, Santa makes a BIG LIST of who has been NAUGHTY and who has been NICE. This might seem like a very GIANT job, but Santa has a SUPERCOMPUTER to help him. ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSnlJktpWpWGVc9L2_ZWuXdv4jW_XbzSAUaaD-NQhy93MAt0YIuurmL8qwHenb5HAlqqm4odE4E1ecKFY0R4inEfkBC6HNhNm5XvsyIU4yLw1L-EWK9W9JZHSkoIBT7CiPCrBVU2a4QIs/s400/Santa+2.jpg) If you nave been NAUGHTY, you will just get a sack full of COAL. This seems very WRONG, but do not worry. I have been FIGURING OUT how COAL is made into DIAMONDS. So coal might be a GOOD gift after all. ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBXfhBJAOeTmykqUYG1D1GkKruY8kvjYw6qgu7zzWONKIlRETnSYRWP7pTg2SjdZBb573tW6Uq7FOc7Ke3DWj6RtQuY5ydDaRE8XqwTBLIq4IsnjbYjoVwSxiWIdBz1YrsJgSLa8K5jbQ/s400/Santa+3.jpg) FINALLY, Santa delivers the PRESENTS! He can get all the presents delivered in TIME because he uses a GPS. That stands for GIFT POSITIONING SYSTEM. ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggVwrLb2qlkGrI61yVFfO-T3NeMpjrVclGaX41_luZFS6aqDNX8czglB1WWQ2ZlKbhJjhDo-GYb9psWojKAIhVuoUqICmB8iGrdsU1N1Hn07AzNfblGW44qZk6LLOjyixpnpdZOYcwZEM/s400/Santa+4.jpg) I hope this ANSWERS all of your questions! ps: I just found out that I WON Catster's World's Coolest Cat competition in the Stretch & Yawn category with this photo! A strand of SPIT can come in HANDY. I am so PROUD and HAPPY! Thank you so MUCH to everybuddy who voted for me. Not bad for a cat from the SHELTER!
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